"Things are gonna turn nasty" was the unanimous reaction in The Established Man office to the newly and very eco-friendly Mini E hitting the streets of London any time soon. We can already see the residents of Kensington & Chelsea, Islington, Hampstead and every other bourgeoisie part of London trading in their has-been G-Wiz's and old-hat Toyota Prius's for what must be one of the chicest Eco-mobiles to hit the roads. With Mini Cooper S styling paired with some very weird yellow motifs, don't ask us what that is about, and an interior the colour of a small bird your Auntie Mildred might keep in a cage at her flat in Torquay, expect this car to be noticed in the right way unlike like your Foxtons Mini which normally donates a f***wit is driving it.
The only snag; you can't actually buy one. Trust us we've looked into this! It'll hit the streets of LA LA land and NYC first and then arrive in London town on a leasing arrangement, perhaps in time for bonus-stripped bankers to trade in their Porsche 911's for a wholly friendlier form of motoring. With an estimated mileage of 150 miles on a full charge and equally as impressive performance figures we're tempted to join that waiting list which must be almost as bad as a membership to some of London's most exclusive private clubs...the cost of moral motoring.
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